What movies have not aged well?
Last Updated: 23.06.2025 20:12

Moonraker
-J W Pepper
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
Diamonds Are Forever
From Russia With Love
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
Goldfinger
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
A View to a Kill
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
You Only Live Twice
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
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-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
Live and Let Die
Why does Islam give a bad vibe?
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
-All the bad guys are black.
Dr No
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-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
-”Ah so!”
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
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-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
-”She is very sexyful!”
The Man with the Golden Gun
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Octopussy
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
-Bond slapping Tracy.